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the thing with being a larry shipper is
when the larry feels hit you
they hit you like a stack of bricks
and you don’t know what to do or say all you can really do is cry and you don’t know why exactly you’re crying all you know is you ship larry with a burning passion and you want to die and punch a unicorn in the face.
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“…thanks, dads,”
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“Well a mother, a real mother, is the most wonderful person in the world;
She’s the angel voice that bids you goodnight
Kisses your cheek, whispers, ‘Sleep tight.’” -Wendy, in Peter PanHappy mother’s day!
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Well, some people are born to be perfect are they not?
i’m a little teapot
short and stout
heir ist mein handle
heir ist mein spout
when ze jews all steam up i vant to shout
open ze oven and take zem out!
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if i was famous i’d just tour around the country without telling anyone and go to random college campuses late at night, and i’d wait until i saw one person walking by themselves and i’d walk behind them and put my hands over their eyes and say guess who and when they turned around it’d be me and they’d be like omg and then i’d say “no one will ever believe you” and i’d just sprint off into the moonlight
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