5/19/2012 (11:23pm) 220 notes

sluttyfortommo:

the thing with being a larry shipper is

when the larry feels hit you

they hit you like a stack of bricks

and you don’t know what to do or say all you can really do is cry and you don’t know why exactly you’re crying all you know is you ship larry with a burning passion and you want to die and punch a unicorn in the face.

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forthedisneylove:

“Well a mother, a real mother, is the most wonderful person in the world;
She’s the angel voice that bids you goodnight
Kisses your cheek, whispers, ‘Sleep tight.’” -Wendy, in Peter Pan

Happy mother’s day!

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5/13/2012 (9:23am) 5,387 notes

90s90s90s:

Rugrats - Cynthia’s Workout

 

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#ohh#myy#godddd#cynthiaaa#she's a really cool dancer#cynthiaaaa

fuckbees:

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Well, some people are born to be perfect are they not?

katysgotsass:

D00d Obama be sassy as fuck. I can dig.

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monicle-lewinsky:

i’m a little teapot

short and stout

heir ist mein handle

heir ist mein spout

when ze jews all steam up i vant to shout

open ze oven and take zem out!

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5/6/2012 (9:36am) 50,445 notes

shavingryansprivates:

if i was famous i’d just tour around the country without telling anyone and go to random college campuses late at night, and i’d wait until i saw one person walking by themselves and i’d walk behind them and put my hands over their eyes and say guess who and when they turned around it’d be me and they’d be like omg and then i’d say “no one will ever believe you” and i’d just sprint off into the moonlight

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